Friday, June 20, 2008

1,000th Post and Why Do Scientist Need So Many Jimmy Hats?

I guess the scientists at the US McMurdo Research Station in Antarctica are studying the effects of sub-zero temperatures on the libido, what with the news that 16,500 condoms, a year's supply, were recently delivered. Given that ten years ago today, my first day of active duty, I reached the zenith of my diurnal coital output, and that that would still be insufficient to exhaust their supply, I am astounded that so few people could need so many prophylactics. That's stamina! I want to make crude jokes about this via the lyrics to Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song," but I'm not gonna.

The Hammer of the Gods!

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