So, we needed some window treatments, for privacy and security, on two windows in Marley's room, the carport door, and the back door. I called Mickelle from Lowe's when it occurred to me that we could get some blinds fairly cheaply instead of the pullshades we had considered. I asked her to go measure the windows for me. In all four instances, she incorrectly measured the windows, trending towards too narrow of a measurement.
As I was installing the 3rd of four blinds, I said to her, "You're not a very good measurer."
She responded, immediately, "You'd better be glad I'm not a good measurer."
I find that kind of sassiness supremely sexy. It's true though; I'm glad she can't measure well.
But.....man, that kinda hits where it hurts.