Iranian President Ahmadinejad is under fire for kissing an elderly woman's gloved hand and for embracing her arms through her veil dress. He is catching hell in the press.
President Bush caught a little grief for giving the German Chancellor a backrub. Can you imagine the absolute shitstorm if Ahmadinejad got a blowjob from his intern, or stuck a cigar in someone's vagina, and then kept it?
The Mahdi might just come back.